MEMORY FOAM
Memory foam
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...
My body thanks thee from crown to toes
My sacrum hums to the tune of a thousand angels in gratitude
I vow to spend no less than 8 hours nightly with thee
and if providence allows I would spend double that
for I never want to leave thee
Your soft mounds of foam beckon me
much as a siren beckons an unwitting soul
Memory foam, oh memory foam
God shed his grace on thee
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Yes, I just did discover the wonders of this highly lauded comfort and my back is saying "well it's about time!"