Tell me if you've heard this one before: you wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like someone has dumped a bucket of water on your lower torso. Did your dream about living in the rainforest really come to life? I don't think so, pal! Your comforter is just too darn thick. That's what led me to this Caftan Reversible 3-Piece Quilt Set. I needed something that wasn't gonna soak my nethers, but always wasn't gonna leave me feeling like I was sleeping in my cousin's meat freezer. I'm happy to report that this thing is like Mike Tyson in his prime: just the right thickness. I sleep soundly, I feel protected, and, ya know, that patchwork look just makes me feel like I'm living in a country-livin' Thomas Kinkade calendar. What more can I ask for? Wait, anyone have $1 million? Hahaha. I'm laughing now.